Space Princess Contest

Here are the results of the first and last Space Princess of Color Contest.

Winner: MISS TANGEA (c) Disney

(Princess Mira Nova of "Buzz Lightyear of Star command")

1st Runner Up: MISS TAMARANIA (c) DC Comics, Paramount

(Princess Starfire of "Teen Titans Go!")

2nd Runner Up: MISS YUGOPOTAMIA (c) Nickelodeon

(Princess Mandie of "Fairly Odd Parents")

These are not so much the winners of the SPOCC, as the SURVIVORS. The sponsors of the pagent made the strategic error of first not invoking a galaxy-wide truce during the contest. As a result the Skrulls and Klingons mutually declared war when the judges from these respective empires eliminated the opposing contestant. This and the disqualification of the Orion Princess for bribing a judge under the table led to Princess Mandie of Yugopotamia becoming the obligatory green finalist by forfit. She did wow them with her flaming sword routine in the talent contest.

When one of the judges objected that there could not be TWO contestants from Tamarania, Princess Blackfire vaporized him. Blackfire then became the official contestant representing the Phantom Zone but lost out to her sister Starfire who won the "Miss Congeniality" award.

Likewise the Martian Queen and Deja Thoris of Barsoom cancelled eachother out (in single combat).

Mira Nova won the grand prize essentially by default. She was the only contestant still standing who did not have the table manners of a Tamaranian. In fact Mira is such a class act (note the restrained Windsor wave) that she wondered how she could ever have been talked into competing in the first place.

Upon winning her first words were: "Buzz you owe me big time!"

The contest has subsequently been banned by Pangalactic Treaty.

painting (c) me