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Which of the following cartoon characters would you next like to see in the Rorschach mask?

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7 deviants said Rorschach the Dick (Dick Tracy)
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7 deviants said Rorschach the Hound (McGruff the Crime Dog)
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6 deviants said Rorschach the Weasel (Smart Ass Weasel from Roger Rabbit)
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5 deviants said Rorschach the Chipmunk (Dale from Rescue Rangers)
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5 deviants said Rorschach the Squirrel (Secret Squirrel)
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3 deviants said other must wear the right kind of hat
6%
2 deviants said Rorschach the Pig (Cornfed Pig from Duckman)

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KA-WHY? – OR - WHAT’S WITH THE TEEN GIRLS?

Tue Jul 7, 2009, 5:31 PM
Oddly enough I only learned about the existence of DEVIANT ART when my daughter started up an account on it. She was fifteen at the time. I suppose that this thing has gone full circle in a strange sort of way.

I started a page on DA in early 2008. For some strange reason my most viewed picture was only the SECOND one I ever posted. “You Were Expecting Someone Else?” has far surpassed anything else I have offered in the attention that it had generated. It makes me feel like a one hit wonder.

For most of last year I noticed that the demographics of my page were rather wide (at least for the DA crowd). I wasn’t getting just one gender, age group or nationality. There was a noticeable “cluster” of Canadian lesbians, but that can be understood because I am promoting a book series “I, BONITA” to that particular audience.

I suppose things changed last summer when I became the victim of the Kim Possible NAZIS. Several rather tame nudes of KP were deleted by the DA Gestapo. After that I figured that there was no point in making such pictures if they were only going to get banned anyway. BTW: I reshuffled galleries. There is still plenty of KP cheesecake in my galleries they are just not LABLED as such. HINT: If you haven’t seen them, peek in some of my more obscure galleries.

It appears that I started pulling punches my fan art began to drift toward more G-rated material. I had no idea that this would lead to about 90% of my most recent first time viewers being teenage girls younger than my daughter.

My more mature stuff is still there and clearly identified as such. I want to make it clear that I am not intentionally pitching to this audience. Likewise I am not attempting to offend anyone if they suddenly “discover” that I am an adult artist doing art for grown ups.

One young woman recently had a freak fit when I dared to post a journal entry that blasphemed against her tin god, (refer to my journal entry before the last one). She launched an ad hominum attack on me and even posted in her own journal a cross reference to mine with the challenge to her friends to see for themselves what horrible things I had written. I had to block her and report the abusive messages she sent to me.

Maybe I should refer to self-destructive pop stars more often. I got a record number of page views that day.

So I ask the question: “Ka-WHY the teen girls?”

  • Mood: Confused
  • Listening to: Massanet
  • Reading: Disney's encyclopedia of Animated Characters
  • Watching: Sasami
  • Playing: ancient digital poker player
  • Eating: grilled cow
  • Drinking: iced tea

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MY WORK IN PALEONTOLOGY CAN BE SEEN HERE:

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  • Current Residence: suburban Seattle

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SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
You are so lucky that you live in Seattle....
Actually I live in Auburn, surrounded by the never ending circus of the Muckleshoot Indian Reservation.

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Sed fugit intrea, fugit inreparabile tempus.
That sounds like an interesting place... Do you like it there???
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Bye for ever! RIP Michael Jackson!

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:sing: Ling-ling into battle go, fulfill destiny of the soul;
Sever skull of adversary, shove it in the pooper hole!
...all the children sing: "kill kill kill kill, die die
Die; kill kill kill kill, die die die!" :lmao:
Thanks for the fav ^^

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Jesus knows where you live! :ohnoes::floating:
thanks for the fav

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You're right, Harley. Fish are disgusting. I think I'll start using my toxin on cattle. Joker Burgers! Hah! Talk about a "Happy Meal"!
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:wave: hello there! :thumbsup::D thanks for the fav!!! :+fav:

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How are you gentlemen!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! :evillaugh:
Thanks so much for the fave! :]
could u do pleistocene florida or texas with bison, columbian mammoths, horses, camels, smilodon, and titanis

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I am Aslan3000 and I hope to comment everyone's art!
The Pleistocene illustrations on my Paleo gallery were done in conjunction with a book project about 30 years ago. Unless someone suddenly offered me a heap of cash, I doubt if I will be returning to the subject any time soon.

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Sed fugit intrea, fugit inreparabile tempus.
Great gallery! You have a very interesting style.

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Proud member of Paleoartists [link]
THANX.

The works in my Paleo/Sci. Illo. gallery spans 30 years.

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Thank you very much for the :+fav: ! :hug: :)

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~The sound that Angels sing, the spell that calls
-The Gathering-
The magic that might bring eternal life
-The Gathering- ~
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"People will accept your ideas more readily if you tell them ben franklin said it first!"
-- david h. comins :aww:
Thanks for the fave! :)

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I love your flying toads
THANX.

I am currently preparing to produce a limited edition Flying Frog figure to be sold retail and on the Internet.

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thanks for the fav

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"The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life."
- Katsumoto, The Last Samurai
Thanks for the fav! :) [link]

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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did.
Cheers for the fav :)

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The man who comes last obviously isn't hungry enough for food...

Meus penitus vadum exsisto perspicuus in praecessi

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